whoo... all right there universe people... are you ready for this one? we delve today into another exploration of the unbelievable ability of people to be universal. universally. universally STUPID. all right, all right, maybe not STUPID but at least REALLY REALLY REALLY bad artists. and yellow. very yellow.

Here’s the site, first of all: Universe People.I’m still not entirely sure what it is, just that they’re trying to get across the point that (and I’m just speculating here) there are universe people. And we should love them. And they only appear to Czech and Slovak people. Why just Czech and Slovak people you ask?You say you didn’t ask? Well I’ll tell you anyway. You say you don’t want to know? That’s good, because they don’t want to tell you.

Wow… there’s just so much material here I don’t even know where to start… bear with me.First off, here’s one of the pictures they give as proof:

isn’t that pretty?It’s the earth, being divvied up by a pizza cutter with no handle!  I want some of Europe on my slice please… yeah, the part with the Czechs and Slovaks because they must have a LOT of flavor. style="mso-spacerun: yes"> Really, this is supposed to represent a spaceship used by the cosmic people, as seen… well, they don’t say when they took this picture. Or where they were. Or how they got the cool green outline. I’m guessing photoshop, anyone else?

Next, we have a motto:

"When you all follow this path and you all live as we do and you are be able to share everything with each other and you work and give your work everybody, all of you, it will be different then..."

and I wonder who gave us this parable of infinite wisdom… wait, they tell you (quotes not added… they actually quoted this name) "Ptaah, the commander of Cosmic squadron from Pleiades."

Well… I looked up a little background story on this guy… so called commander indeed.The cosmic squadron?Come on… buckaroo bonzaii could whip this guy’s tail. Mr. ptaah has him/her/itself an avatar even, Jani King!The motherly Australian light being, when not focusing the energy of the commander of cosmic squadron (I can’t even type it without laughing) also enjoys long walks on the beach with her dog, warm cups of earl gray tea and spouting inanities like an epileptic on an acid trip.I know… pretty image. Anyhow… fasten your seatbelts, we’re going back to the Czechs from Australia now.

We stop over Switzerland with this quote:

"People, stop yourselves, do not let anybody or anything to control you, be who you are, let only your heart and feeling control you. Radiate love. Get to know your inner power and joy, springing from creating of free will. Cosmic people."

...they are with us and they are ready help every one, who wants it.

"As we have already told you, we like you.

We love you."

Okay, first off… yes, this quote too has no idiot, err… speaker attached to it. Secondly… what? I say again… what? None of the earlier tripe mentioned anyone liking me… am I sure I want them to yet even? But, wait… now we’re getting somewhere!

Apparently there are 4 kinds of reincarnations of souls back to earth. From universal people I’d imagine… it doesn’t say.

1^stdegree: 5 billions souls (their spelling, not mine)

3^rd degree: almost 1 billion souls (no 2^nd degree? What a gyp!)

6^th degree: yogis, lamas, men.I shit you not… yogis, lamas and men.Because a) yogis and lamas aren’t men.And b) cause there’s only a few of these three… the rest of the almost 6 “billions” souls are neither yogis nor lamas nor men.

INARNATION OF ORTON – once every 2000 years -Beth Orton? Charles Orton? Ehh? no… Jesus Orton! Now… here we go… this gets good.

Those 3^rd degree souls, “they got a spiritual mission”, and those 6^th degree souls (remember the men?): “they got a spiritual mission” and you know what? Orton? “he got a spiritual mission” too. Having a mission gives you a blue line to the center of the flow chart. Where you’re incarnated into the third dimension. Just the third one… not any of the other ones…time? Height?Who needs it! I’m a man!

After some more third grade art work, barely suitable to be stuck in front of the pizza hut coupons on the fridge, he warns us to wake up!  Because we were in danger of falling asleep on the keyboard. And having a big indentation in your forehead makes you look silly. And the universe people wouldn’t want that… nooooooo!  They like you!

I’m sure there’s something to be said for this:
DO YOU STILL LET LIZARDS TO CONTROL YOU ?
THEN YOU ARE PUPPETS OF A BIG PUPPET THEATRE,
YOU ARE UNFREE SLAVES AND YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY TIME ALWAYS
BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVEN BY MONEY, MATERIAL WORLD, DELIGHTS
AND YOU DO NOT USE LOVE AND FEELINGS AMONG EACH OTHER.
PUT YOURSELVES TOGETHER AND SHOW OTHER THAT YOU ARE NOT EMPTY CHESS PIECES ON THE CHESS BOARD OF NEGATIVE EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEINGS OF DARK POWERS !
THE ONLY WAY TO FREEDOM IS THE WAY OF LOVE, HARMONY,
FEELINGS AND GOODNESS.
WELL, WAKE UP FROM YOUR
LONG ”WINTER” SLEEP
AND OPEN YOUR HEARTS AND FEELINGS !

Ok, the humor in this is pretty much self evident. If you’re not already laughing… go away from my site and come back when “unfree slaves” makes you snicker and being on the “Chess board of negative extraterrestrial beings of dark powers” makes you scratch your head and reread that a few times. okay, the rest of the site is yours to peruse… from the art of 8 year olds meant to convince us, to the readings… the badly translated ones, yes.There’s just no more I can say about this piece of the web… I’m going back to work.

“’excludes’ is the enemy of ‘inclusion,’ and therefore makes baby Jesus cry” – Lileks

Keep up the good somethingorother